egg suckin' guttertrash: ohmigod is it that time of year again
Reblogged from wtfxmen
HOT DAMN I THINK IT IS
IT IS
GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!
okay now that we’ve got that established what exactly are the prizes?
WHAT DO I GET TO WIN PLEASE TELL ME WHY I SHOULD ENTER
well, let’s take a look here
i tried to get one of those showcase people from the price is right to come on down here to present the prizes, because GODdamn they are good at making shit look awesome but i just couldn’t swing that
so our host today is zombie spider-man!
alright spidey, let’s show our audience what we have here today
*translated from zombie gurgle
- X-Force Hardcover, containing the full BRAAAAINS run of X-Force by Peter Milligan and Mike Allred!
- NYX Hardcover, collecting the KILLLL first NYX miniseries written by Josh Middleton and omg it features the first appearance of X-23 in the HUNGRY 616 Marvel universe!
- Curse of the Mutants Hardcover, collecting the first arc of the newest volume of advectiveless FOOOD X-Men, written by Victor Gischler!
alright folk, there it is
and uh
thanks spidey for your wonderful showcasing let’s just get security over to help you off the stage here…
SO HOW THE FUCK DO I WIN THIS SHIT?
couple of guidelines here obviously
- three prizes = three people win, i will be picking with random.org and first person picked gets first dibs and so on
- follow me, don’t follow me, whatever, i am not a quality blog
- one reblog
- +
- one like
- that’s it
- i will know if you cheat because i am
- watching
- you
- seriously i will do an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle if you break these rules
- okay i probably won’t do that i’m not that graceful and i would probably end up breaking my neck or something but srsly don’t be douchey
- you have to have your askbox open so i can contact you so that you know that you’ve won the damn thing
- and on that note, you have 3 days to get back to me before i pick someone else so get your ass in gear if you see a message from me
- obv you have to be willing to give me your address/mailing info b/c i can’t just materialize the object to some field near your place of being or some shit
- on that note i will ship anywhere
- and also on that note it may take awhile to arrive seeing as i live in the distanced lands of KA-NA-DA and in my personal experiences mail seems to get fucked up ‘round here
- and the giveaway ends on feb 3 whenever the fuck i feel like drawing names
i think that is all you need to know? so go ahead and start-
FUCK
SPIDEY
FUCK
GET AWAY
JUST-
SECURITYYYYY
ugh okay
definitely getting a new host next year
yeah
so
contest starts now i guess
rebloggin for those that missed it on the weekend/during the day
another reminder
WANT
